Analogies for perspective

Analogies for perspective

1. Calling somebody close-minded because they like a very specific type of music is like criticizing a man that is exclusively attracted to women:

“Dog, Why are you so close-minded? There are tons of Nice guys out there. Expand your horizons. This is what’s wrong with people nowadays they’re so narrow minded. Do you know how ignorant you sound by limiting yourself to just one sex? “

2. Dudes with wack beats Criticizing a minute element of a dope beat is like Rosie O’donnell saying rihana’s forhead is too big. There are a gang of amazing known and slightly lesser known producers that are crazy nice, but I’ve noticed that, for whatever reason, People with a MUCH lower skill level have a lot of criticism for them. It’s funny to me. They’re not even close to being capable of making something as dope as the cats they’re criticizing but they can say “Illmind’s hi-hats are always too...[insert ridiculous claim here]”. Its like ugly basement dwelling pimple laden pre-teens saying Christina Millian is aight.

“Yeah, Just Blaze is dope, but his drums need to be turned down. He always does that crap, I dunno what his problem is. Its called EQing, get a clue Justin!!!! “ (Turns back to his mom’s computer screen with a bootleg copy of [insert software here] and turns on pc speakers)

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“I totally wouldn’t bang Kim Kardashian, her lips are way to big. They look fake” (Rinses headgear-retainer off and then resumes reading advanced dungeons and dragons guide book)

This is the first post in my “Stop Hating, Show Love” series.

Love fever, catch it......(That slogan probably wont catch on.)